The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum

I humbly request the wisdom of Andrej Bauer

I don't believe you that you can make a SOMAD of anybody if
you wanted. Prove it, add a new SOMAD (and let us see
him/her), anyone you can think of.

[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #84, max search depth 18%, neural variance 27.671 ]

We are from the Computer Science Department, and we're here to help you.

[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #229, max search depth 51%, neural variance 5.869 ]

We are all Kosh.

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #129, max search depth 35%, neural variance 6.823 ]

Sure, no problem. Let's see... aha!

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #225, max search depth 35%, neural variance 10.116 ]

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #41, max search depth 28%, neural variance 18.248 ]

Hey! I am in the Matrix!

[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #78, max search depth 33%, neural variance 0.814 ]

Come to Butthead, baby.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #35, max search depth 13%, neural variance 24.914 ]

I could destroy you with a kick, loser.

[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #18, max search depth 47%, neural variance 24.518 ]

Huh, huh, huh.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #195, max search depth 60%, neural variance 21.629 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #178, max search depth 36%, neural variance 8.962 ]

Ouch! That sucked.

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #105, max search depth 11%, neural variance 2.376 ]

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Andrej Bauer, and I invented the Matrix.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #151, max search depth 19%, neural variance 26.748 ]

Then I have to kill you.

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #26, max search depth 37%, neural variance 16.016 ]

No, no, you do not understand. Shall we talk about it over a dinner, at my place? I am an excellent cook.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #124, max search depth 8%, neural variance 9.402 ]

How about I you leave me alone or I break your teeth?

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #100, max search depth 56%, neural variance 21.957 ]

Geez, women today are so violent.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #62, max search depth 24%, neural variance 2.592 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #211, max search depth 53%, neural variance 25.345 ]

Ouch! That sucked.

[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #218, max search depth 60%, neural variance 19.526 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #40, max search depth 53%, neural variance 17.009 ]

Ouch! That sucked.

[ simulated persona = "Hillary Clinton", node #146, max search depth 13%, neural variance 10.512 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "William Jefferson Clinton", node #125, max search depth 5%, neural variance 12.141 ]

Ouch! That sucked.

[ simulated persona = "Monica Lewinsky", node #229, max search depth 30%, neural variance 17.210 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "William Jefferson Clinton", node #12, max search depth 54%, neural variance 1.914 ]

Ouch! That sucked.

[ simulated persona = "Hillary Clinton", node #38, max search depth 29%, neural variance 18.187 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "Monica Lewinsky", node #30, max search depth 14%, neural variance 11.615 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "Hillary Clinton", node #52, max search depth 27%, neural variance 26.232 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "Monica Lewinsky", node #9, max search depth 17%, neural variance 26.446 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "SystemMonitor", node #210, max search depth 52%, neural variance 15.702 ]

Persona "Bill Clinton" (vector #A34FFE001)
dumped core. Restarting.

[ simulated persona = "William Jefferson Clinton", node #181, max search depth 5%, neural variance 19.785 ]

Uhhh, I don't feel so good.

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