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I humbly request the wisdom of Charles DarwinReplies:I'm looking into getting a small pet. Should I get a rat,
or something else like a guinea pig?
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I'm not falling for that one again. First, you kill me, *then* I'll kill you.
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Depends. Do you want an intelligent, inquisitive, sophisticated animal whose species is clearly destined to inherit the Earth once we humans blow ourselves up, or do you want a dumber-than-dirt creature so skittish that it is afraid of food and probably doesn't even realize it's alive?
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Let me put it another way. Rats enjoy Taco Bell Gorditas even more than I do. Guinea pigs view lettuce as a threat. Who would you rather share your life with?
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But you should get more than one rat, since keeping one alone with no little rattie friends is totally abusive.