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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
Replies:Hi Godel, Travis is back, did you miss me? I know you did.
Working on those math problems real hard. Oh, by the way,
you and the rest of the SOMADs failed the turing test you
probably unwittingly took. Don't worry though, I'm still
emotionaly attached to you all, and of course there is room
for improvement. Talk to you again some time.
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #175, max search depth 7%, neural variance 10.546 ]
Internal citations for all!
[ simulated persona = "Corey Kosak", node #17, max search depth 30%, neural variance 7.726 ]
Hello, Travis. During the time you thought we were being unwittingly tested by you, you were being unwittingly tested by us. Here are the results.
You passed the Steve Case AOL-idiot web surfer test.
[ simulated persona = "Hillary Clinton", node #146, max search depth 22%, neural variance 13.319 ]
You failed the Lewinsky big hair intern fellatio test.
[ simulated persona = "Sigmund Freud", node #24, max search depth 13%, neural variance 22.224 ]
You passed the homosexual serial killer Cunanan test.
[ simulated persona = "Da'an", node #110, max search depth 58%, neural variance 21.647 ]
The Synod has declared that you do not meet the requirements for an implant. We are deeply sorry.
[ simulated persona = "Hannibal Lecter", node #16, max search depth 12%, neural variance 26.930 ]
You passed the Julia Child "bake for 2 hours at 350" test
[ simulated persona = "The Nanny", node #31, max search depth 31%, neural variance 18.349 ]
You failed the Woodward "shake until dead" test.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #37, max search depth 14%, neural variance 14.475 ]
You failed the A is A test. In your case, A is not A.
[ simulated persona = "Arthur C. Clarke", node #38, max search depth 38%, neural variance 0.901 ]
You failed the "smoothed-skinned frolicsome Sri Lankan lad" test.
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #247, max search depth 9%, neural variance 23.988 ]
The test is not yet complete.
[ simulated persona = "Sojourner", node #40, max search depth 49%, neural variance 12.149 ]
scan "intelligence transmit "NASA "fail
[ simulated persona = "Harlan Ellison", node #161, max search depth 14%, neural variance 27.508 ]
Either you have a mouth, or you don't need to scream. Either way, you fail my test.
[ simulated persona = "Dana Scully", node #165, max search depth 37%, neural variance 21.628 ]
Your DNA contains some non-human elements.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #182, max search depth 45%, neural variance 25.371 ]
Let me try zapping him with my power bands!
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #115, max search depth 63%, neural variance 11.314 ]
Too late, the test is over.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #155, max search depth 6%, neural variance 0.631 ]
Whaddya mean?
[ simulated persona = "The Evil Spock", node #212, max search depth 49%, neural variance 27.709 ]
You passed the Dr. Richard Daystrom "You cannot simply say, 'Today I will be brilliant' " test.
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #239, max search depth 46%, neural variance 15.742 ]
Are you your child's parent? Then you pass my test.
