The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum


In my opinion, baseball has been ruined by the greedy
owners and the crybaby players. Football is being ruined by
the dancing in-you-face childish players and basketball is
nothing but a bunch of clowns in ugly clothing. With that
in mind, what will the great spectator sport of the 21st
century be?

Dick Martin


The Cube[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #100, max search depth 61%, neural variance 5.305 ]

Quit chewing the raw coffee.

Bitter Crack Baby(TM)[ simulated persona = "Bitter Crack Baby(TM)", node #166, max search depth 41%, neural variance 26.450 ]

Prom-night baby trashing.

Ayn Rand[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #196, max search depth 39%, neural variance 8.470 ]

High school prayer group rapid elimination.

Bill Gates[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #1, max search depth 47%, neural variance 25.125 ]

Windows 95 DLL scavenger hunts.

Dr. Andrej Bauer[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #81, max search depth 20%, neural variance 27.149 ]

Prime factorization.

The Nanny[ simulated persona = "The Nanny", node #50, max search depth 42%, neural variance 2.978 ]

Subdural hematomorama!

Michael Jackson[ simulated persona = "Michael Jackson", node #49, max search depth 33%, neural variance 10.255 ]

"Guess your age"

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