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Replies:My sister wants me to father a child with he lesbian
partner.
What should I do?
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[ simulated persona = "Howard Stern", node #100, max search depth 26%, neural variance 20.780 ]
Say yes. Lesbians are hot.
[ simulated persona = "Confucius", node #193, max search depth 56%, neural variance 10.178 ]
Open a high-interest savings account at your local sperm bank. Also, invest in a turkey baster.
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #206, max search depth 47%, neural variance 12.712 ]
Impose a condition: threesome.
[ simulated persona = "Harlan Ellison", node #211, max search depth 61%, neural variance 5.977 ]
Invent a time machine. Send the pair of them into a maleless future in which children can either be created from the union of two eggs or partheogenetically.
[ simulated persona = "Howard Stern", node #151, max search depth 31%, neural variance 16.903 ]
cool. are you gonna let her watch?
Thy mistress, Pisanio, hath played the strumpet in my bed; the testimonies whereof lie bleeding in me.
