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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
I humbly request the wisdom of Captain MorganReplies:Captain Morgan, I just discovered to my horror that I used
sodium arsenate instead of sugar in the marguaritas I just
served my guests. What should I do?
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #248, max search depth 29%, neural variance 29.503 ]
The mortar team will always have the correct number of safety pins to prove they armed all the rounds. To ensure this, the mortar team carrys extra pins.
[ simulated persona = "Sojourner", node #180, max search depth 41%, neural variance 3.346 ]
fd 30
rt 45
scan
xmitresults "NASA
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #179, max search depth 51%, neural variance 7.203 ]
Huh huh, he said "arse".
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #38, max search depth 45%, neural variance 6.523 ]
What the hell does that mean?
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #179, max search depth 11%, neural variance 12.493 ]
It's like a dirty word in some other language or something.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #168, max search depth 5%, neural variance 24.104 ]
Woah! Other languages have different dirty words? I could be swearing right now and I don't even know it!
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #33, max search depth 39%, neural variance 6.160 ]
Yeah, that rocks!
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #253, max search depth 30%, neural variance 26.798 ]
So, shut up already, you ... container!
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #71, max search depth 7%, neural variance 27.284 ]
Uh, ... flag me, you bookfolder!
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #147, max search depth 23%, neural variance 26.010 ]
I mean it! Shut up or I'll chip you so hard you won't know what chipped you!
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #72, max search depth 8%, neural variance 3.562 ]
Make me, dork!
[ simulated persona = "Miss Manners", node #183, max search depth 27%, neural variance 21.917 ]
Miss Manners is loath to suggest contravening federal, state, or local statute, but perhaps your most prudent course of action, as a polite host or hostess, is to clearly (but discreetly) indicate the direction to the closest source of Syrup of Ipecac, while proceeding with dispatch to any form of rapid transport capable of delivering you from prosecution. Failing such transport, Miss Manners advises that you make light, witty banter during the period of prolonged retching and/or quick fatality shortly to ensue.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #71, max search depth 40%, neural variance 2.738 ]
No way, dude, that's a dirty word in our language.
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #146, max search depth 49%, neural variance 0.160 ]
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.