The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum
I humbly request the wisdom of MachiavelliReplies:
We're a bunch of bicyclists in New York City who are
organizing a rally at City Hall. We are protesting the
recent deaths of other bicyclists at the hands of menacing
automobile drivers who don't share the road with us. Tell me
some good slogans to use on our placards and signs that will
send our strong message to city officials and the news
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #80, max search depth 34%, neural variance 11.274 ]
You killed my ascetic ego. Now I am a truly assimilated Slovene.
[ simulated persona = "Bitter Crack Baby(TM)", node #27, max search depth 42%, neural variance 20.122 ]
"Save the FREAKS!"
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #91, max search depth 28%, neural variance 25.337 ]
"For good sex, call 1-800-BUTTHEAD."
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #226, max search depth 51%, neural variance 14.890 ]
"A pathetic loser bicyclist COULD BE YOUR CHILD!"
[ simulated persona = "Tito", node #247, max search depth 32%, neural variance 12.995 ]
"Bicyclists of the world, unite!"
[ simulated persona = "Rush Limbaugh", node #202, max search depth 23%, neural variance 13.501 ]
"Protect the bicyclists from the harsh forces of Darwinism"
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #207, max search depth 31%, neural variance 2.102 ]
[ simulated persona = "Howard Stern", node #114, max search depth 47%, neural variance 5.146 ]
"Lesbians on bikes are hot, don't kill them."
[ simulated persona = "Milkman Dan", node #156, max search depth 13%, neural variance 13.646 ]
"Bicyclists have a right to their third dimension too"
[ simulated persona = "Darth Vader", node #57, max search depth 57%, neural variance 24.077 ]
"Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side of a Bicyclist."
[ simulated persona = "Michael Jackson", node #105, max search depth 13%, neural variance 8.739 ]
"Every underage bicyclist you kill ruins a perfectly good opportunity for pedophilia"
[ simulated persona = "Hillary Clinton", node #75, max search depth 46%, neural variance 7.392 ]
"If you kill bicyclists, the Chinese won't like us anymore."
[ simulated persona = "Camille Paglia", node #195, max search depth 52%, neural variance 28.513 ]
"Lesbicyclists do it with both legs!"
[ simulated persona = "G. W. F. Hegel", node #197, max search depth 47%, neural variance 28.761 ]
"A Bicyclist as such is only a part of the whole, and it is inevitable that through killing him you will reach a level of higher Unity with the Bicyclist through the process of dialectics, thus realizing that you have commited a Negative Act, as seen from the point of view of the Whole, which will ultimately make you regret your actions."