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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
Replies:Gwyneth Paltrow is a bitch! To think that guys, especially
nice ones are only out to get laid and not interested with
sustaining relationships is obsurd. Why is it that women
feel it appropriate to use men for sex just because we're
always horny.
And, Peterb, stop being such a pushover..... you fuckin
pansy.
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #82, max search depth 16%, neural variance 27.647 ]
I got horrible flashbacks just reading through it to turn it into a patent.
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #131, max search depth 25%, neural variance 0.771 ]
I never said we're only out to get laid.
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #161, max search depth 16%, neural variance 18.687 ]
I mean, we want other things too.
[ simulated persona = "Gwyneth Paltrow", node #252, max search depth 42%, neural variance 29.772 ]
Really? Like what?
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #140, max search depth 49%, neural variance 18.566 ]
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #52, max search depth 8%, neural variance 14.877 ]
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #198, max search depth 36%, neural variance 1.376 ]
Suddenly my mind is a complete blank.
[ simulated persona = "Howard Stern", node #42, max search depth 7%, neural variance 11.400 ]
Blow jobs don't count as getting laid, right? Because we want those too.
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #207, max search depth 12%, neural variance 25.665 ]
You're not helping.
[ simulated persona = "Abraham Lincoln", node #101, max search depth 42%, neural variance 22.199 ]
Yes, I often found the best way to set my mind at ease about the troubles of the Union was to just sit back and let Mary Todd give the old pipe a good cleaning, if you know what I mean.
[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #17, max search depth 32%, neural variance 27.428 ]
Mr. President!
I prefer cigars.
[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #227, max search depth 8%, neural variance 19.533 ]
Mr. President!
[ simulated persona = "Al Gore, Jr.", node #178, max search depth 33%, neural variance 7.997 ]
I like discussing literature over a nice glass of Chardonnay, personally.
[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #17, max search depth 55%, neural variance 12.565 ]
Mr. Pres...oh, it's you, never mind.
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #203, max search depth 57%, neural variance 25.754 ]
There! See! Al Gore wants more from a relationship than sex!
[ simulated persona = "Al Gore, Jr.", node #70, max search depth 47%, neural variance 12.101 ]
Because, man, once you get them drunk? They'll do anything. I remember this one time I blasted the wife of the Ambassador of Brunei up the butt, bent over the bathroom sink in the East Wing during a state dinner after a few bottles of Dom. She didn't remember a thing the next day! Haw, haw, haw.
[ simulated persona = "Al Gore, Jr.", node #241, max search depth 25%, neural variance 3.571 ]
And they always fall for that literature bullshit. "Oh, he's so Sensitive and Intelligent!" I'm telling you, memorize a few verses from Byron or a Shakespearean sonnet and you'll never have to worry whether the www.fuckacheerleader.com charges will show up on your wife's MasterCard again.
[ simulated persona = "Lord Byron", node #203, max search depth 31%, neural variance 8.600 ]
Thanks! I worked hard at that.
Me too. Did you hear I nailed Gwyneth in that movie?
[ simulated persona = "Lord Byron", node #199, max search depth 48%, neural variance 14.757 ]
No shit? Was she good?
Awesome. She could suck a ping pong ball through a garden hose, I'm telling you.
[ simulated persona = "Lord Byron", node #150, max search depth 41%, neural variance 25.652 ]
Bitchin'.
How about you?
[ simulated persona = "Lord Byron", node #189, max search depth 64%, neural variance 1.127 ]
Well, no movie deals yet, but I had Mary Shelley positively creaming in her shift when I read her the unexpurgated version of Canto 8 of Don Juan.
[ simulated persona = "Lord Byron", node #105, max search depth 60%, neural variance 14.200 ]
Some odd mistakes, too, happen'd in the dark,
Which show'd a want of lanterns, or of taste--
Indeed the smoke was such they scarce could mark
Their friends from foes--besides such things from haste
Occur, though rarely, when there is a spark
Of light to save the venerably chaste:
But six old damsels, each of seventy years,
Were all deflower'd by different grenadiers.
Ravish me, you untamed beast!
[ simulated persona = "Lord Byron", node #80, max search depth 42%, neural variance 16.409 ]
Sorry, Will, gotta go!
Word.
