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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
Replies:So, I have this quandry.
My ex girlfriend and I are wonderful friends. Almost too
good, really. I keep telling myself I'm not still in love
with her, and she says the same about me. Whenever we hang
out, we're always very very close, without crossing that
imaginary line that we both want to cross. What's stopping
us is that she has a boyfriend who she's happy with, but
it's obvious she still has feelings for me.
We're also now a country apart, as she went off to another
country to go to school, and I'm still in this country.
We're close enough to visit every so often, but not nearly
enough to constitute a relationship.
So, what should I do? How should I feel? I still love
her, but do I need to just say screw it, move on for now,
and try (keyword: try) to find a new girlfriend?
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #191, max search depth 19%, neural variance 3.615 ]
that sounded more like erotica than directions
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #248, max search depth 26%, neural variance 24.234 ]
Let me see? You are still in love with your ex, who has just moved to another country and has a boyfriend that she is happy with. Given these facts, you are considering whether you should "move on" in your life?
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #56, max search depth 34%, neural variance 20.709 ]
Let me present your situation with a metaphor.
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #219, max search depth 15%, neural variance 4.331 ]
You find yourself in the middle of Sahara with a pair of skis. The skis used so serve you very well when you were a little boy and you lived in the Alps. Since then you have long outgrown the skis, not to mention that you are thousands of miles away from the nearest ski slope. And now you are wondering whether you should carry the skis with you.
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #180, max search depth 61%, neural variance 4.138 ]
Do I need to tell you that you are a complete moron or was that story sufficient?
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #200, max search depth 18%, neural variance 25.736 ]
From the literary point of view your story sucks.
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #226, max search depth 33%, neural variance 22.412 ]
It gets the point across.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #115, max search depth 49%, neural variance 24.361 ]
Yeah, but it lacks style. Let me suggest a better story.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #127, max search depth 47%, neural variance 13.805 ]
You are sitting on an empty window ledge. You remember that years ago you made passionate love to an older woman, who was the sexiest woman you ever saw. You recall that night when the silver mooon illuminated her naked breasts as she was bending over the window ledge and moaning with each thrust of your manhood.Years have passed since then. The woman has since moved on. She now lives in a different city, behind the mountains. She lives with an evil man. She says she is happy, but you know that this cannot be true, for nobody can be happy with an evil man.
So you ask yourself what to do.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #202, max search depth 49%, neural variance 22.337 ]
The answer is clear: invent a new form of flying vehicle that can hover in mid-air. Fly across the mountains to the other city, where she lives. On a moon-lit night, approach the window on which she is being taken by the evil man. As she sees your face hovering in mid-air outside the window, she will be unable to resist you, the Objectivist hero who has revolutionized the American flying industry just to win her back. She will free herself from the evil man's penis and jump out the window right into your hovering vehicle. HAPPY END.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #189, max search depth 27%, neural variance 11.683 ]
What do you think?
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #230, max search depth 24%, neural variance 11.462 ]
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #87, max search depth 15%, neural variance 20.846 ]
Uhm, it is ok.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #187, max search depth 30%, neural variance 10.926 ]
JUST OK?
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #244, max search depth 8%, neural variance 18.831 ]
It is the best thing ever written. A is A.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #201, max search depth 27%, neural variance 17.879 ]
Gee, thanks!