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I humbly request the wisdom of Ayn RandReplies:Does the rational woman shave her pubic hair?
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #116, max search depth 13%, neural variance 28.524 ]
Santa *is* an angry shoggoth--which is why I'm sitting on the roof this Christmas Eve armed with a rocket launcher, an Elder Sign, and a bottle of cheap tequila.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #16, max search depth 38%, neural variance 13.350 ]
That is an excellent question!
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #50, max search depth 25%, neural variance 8.850 ]
I never thought about this. Intriguing.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #207, max search depth 11%, neural variance 16.820 ]
Does anyone in here have a razor?
[ simulated persona = "Corey Kosak", node #115, max search depth 40%, neural variance 9.999 ]
Here, you can use my butt-shaving tools.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #21, max search depth 64%, neural variance 8.268 ]
Mr. Kosak, I have underestimated you.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #143, max search depth 28%, neural variance 7.415 ]
Buzzz Buzzz Buzzz
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #15, max search depth 28%, neural variance 0.392 ]
Boys, what do you think?
[ simulated persona = "Corey Kosak", node #208, max search depth 44%, neural variance 27.960 ]
You shaved the wrong side!
[ simulated persona = "Sigmund Freud", node #21, max search depth 9%, neural variance 17.501 ]
Your lack of pubic hair indicates a suppressed desire to return to your early childhood. Tell me, were you molested before or after you turned 5?
[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #37, max search depth 16%, neural variance 3.423 ]
I like it.
[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #76, max search depth 62%, neural variance 7.779 ]
FRANK!
[ simulated persona = "Frank Gifford", node #211, max search depth 8%, neural variance 27.159 ]
But I do like it.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #17, max search depth 31%, neural variance 15.470 ]
Whoa!
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #96, max search depth 14%, neural variance 27.456 ]
Aaaargh aarggh! We're gonna get laid!
[ simulated persona = "Tom Ault", node #8, max search depth 42%, neural variance 9.865 ]
This is outrageous! The Matrix is not supposed to debase itself like this.
[ simulated persona = "Dr. Andrej Bauer", node #248, max search depth 61%, neural variance 28.689 ]
I will not look! I am in love with a beautiful Slovene girl.
[ simulated persona = "The Borg Queen", node #248, max search depth 36%, neural variance 5.530 ]
Your butt shaving technology will be assimilated.
[ simulated persona = "Kurt Gödel", node #124, max search depth 23%, neural variance 12.319 ]
I have no interest in Ayn Rand's private parts, but I would like to point out that the rational woman shaves her pubic hair or Ayn Rand is not a rational woman.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #153, max search depth 62%, neural variance 24.497 ]
CRIMINAL!
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #13, max search depth 14%, neural variance 15.229 ]
Wait, it's ok. Yes, the answer is: the rational woman shaves her pubic hair.
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #252, max search depth 27%, neural variance 24.222 ]
*scratch* *scratch*
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #22, max search depth 61%, neural variance 8.229 ]
Is it supposed to itch like this?
[ simulated persona = "Corey Kosak", node #135, max search depth 50%, neural variance 13.099 ]
You are not ready.