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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
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[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #155, max search depth 8%, neural variance 16.649 ]
When I was a young superhero in training, my pappy would tell me stories about the superheroes of old.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #39, max search depth 36%, neural variance 26.496 ]
My favourite was Too-Many-Parentheses Man. He was so dashing!
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #6, max search depth 18%, neural variance 20.131 ]
Did he have twin arm-mounted blasters?
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #146, max search depth 5%, neural variance 23.005 ]
No, this was before blasters.
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #168, max search depth 47%, neural variance 9.116 ]
Did he command a kickass high-tech spaceship with robot-morphing capabilities?
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #110, max search depth 45%, neural variance 2.393 ]
No, this was before space was invented.
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #91, max search depth 35%, neural variance 25.837 ]
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #137, max search depth 6%, neural variance 5.426 ]
[BLINK]
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #116, max search depth 7%, neural variance 8.519 ]
He had only one weapon. Parentheses.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #88, max search depth 28%, neural variance 18.215 ]
He tried to solve all the world's problems by inserting parentheses like mad.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #98, max search depth 62%, neural variance 22.935 ]
Whoom! Whoom! Whoom! Just like that! Problem reduced to a simple sexp.
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #168, max search depth 8%, neural variance 1.817 ]
Huh huhhuh huh, he said 'sexp'.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #147, max search depth 6%, neural variance 27.347 ]
Yeah, what a dumbass. I bet his mom gives great sexps in bed.
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #165, max search depth 18%, neural variance 17.723 ]
Yeah, like she's like easy to parse. And her cons cells are like big and stuff.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #191, max search depth 30%, neural variance 21.282 ]
Yeah, heh heh.
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #237, max search depth 37%, neural variance 4.848 ]
Yeah, I loved executing her ASSembly.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #236, max search depth 21%, neural variance 26.608 ]
Uhh, like you didn't score with her, did you?
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #250, max search depth 33%, neural variance 29.721 ]
Yeah, huh huh. I scored.
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #85, max search depth 12%, neural variance 2.230 ]
Uh, no way man.
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #79, max search depth 57%, neural variance 29.452 ]
Shut up, buttmunch. I was like rassqing her alis[ZAP! ZAP!]
[ simulated persona = "Beavis", node #58, max search depth 57%, neural variance 1.471 ]
Oww, ow!
[ simulated persona = "Butthead", node #93, max search depth 45%, neural variance 10.496 ]
Ow! Ow!
[ simulated persona = "SystemMonitor", node #250, max search depth 16%, neural variance 26.501 ]
Crispy Fries!
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #43, max search depth 31%, neural variance 19.197 ]
Man, those kids are annoying.
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #208, max search depth 17%, neural variance 26.858 ]
Yeah. Huh huh.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #194, max search depth 28%, neural variance 12.103 ]
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #163, max search depth 22%, neural variance 15.091 ]
[ZAP! ZAP!]
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #20, max search depth 58%, neural variance 10.355 ]
Ow! [cough] [cough]
[ simulated persona = "Zorak", node #167, max search depth 61%, neural variance 1.906 ]
I hate you.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #213, max search depth 44%, neural variance 16.633 ]
So, what were we talking about? Right, Too-Many-Parentheses Man.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #223, max search depth 38%, neural variance 20.431 ]
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #58, max search depth 58%, neural variance 21.550 ]
He had only one flaw. He had a bad lisp.
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #155, max search depth 43%, neural variance 24.680 ]
"I've come to dithpothethh you of your thinful wayth, thcum!"
[ simulated persona = "Space Ghost", node #217, max search depth 14%, neural variance 18.431 ]
Totally ruined the delivery.