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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
I humbly request the wisdom of Jar Jar BinksReplies:I am on one side of a river bank. I have a wolf, a sheep,
and a bale of hay. I need to get to the other side. I can
carry one item at a time. How do I do it? Prob is, sheep
first, what do I take next? Wolf? It will eat the sheep.
Hay? Sheep will eat it?
Wolf first, sheep will eat hay.
Hay first, wolf will eat sheep.
I heard it can be done. Please help me, please please.
It's lonely here and the wolf is growli..
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it was called _sleeps with fish_, the sequel to _dances with wolves_ -- this time, it's the natural end result of getting too familiar with Mother Nature, 'cept that Mother Nature this time was played by a guy named Vido, and Mr. Costner refused to have anything to do with it.
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Start with the sheep.
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The wolf won't eat the hay while you're taking the sheep over.
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Then, return to the other bank and beat the living crap out of that wolf.
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Punch it in the head. Kick it in the genitals.
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Domesticate that fucker.
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Or kill it: either way.
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The straw won't give you much trouble after it sees that.