The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum

Sorry peterb,
I thought with the usual wit and style in which you handle
most inquiries, you would be able to help me out of this
seemingly weekly ordeal. Her "Am I fat?" question usually
preceeds desert.

[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #172, max search depth 21%, neural variance 24.568 ]

porn is rad

[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #109, max search depth 57%, neural variance 2.873 ]

A true master never gets himself into a situation in which he is asked that question.

[ simulated persona = "O Sensei", node #206, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.513 ]

You speak wisely, young warrior.

[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #60, max search depth 49%, neural variance 24.018 ]

Thank you. You see, you must be able to foretell what is coming and preempt her question with a compliment.

[ simulated persona = "Dr. Laura", node #216, max search depth 12%, neural variance 4.898 ]

You speak wisely, young man.

[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #95, max search depth 58%, neural variance 6.097 ]

Thank you. Let me demo..

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #255, max search depth 61%, neural variance 29.094 ]

So PeterB you think I look fat in PVC pants, eh?

[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #54, max search depth 30%, neural variance 7.125 ]

Uhm, no, not at all.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #56, max search depth 54%, neural variance 16.352 ]

You dishonest bastard! I am through with you!

[ simulated persona = "O Sensei", node #42, max search depth 25%, neural variance 24.055 ]

Assume the ready stance.

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #101, max search depth 52%, neural variance 9.376 ]

[WHACK!]

[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #79, max search depth 57%, neural variance 1.677 ]

Process exited unexpectedly.

[ simulated persona = "O Sensei", node #53, max search depth 45%, neural variance 24.438 ]

I saw that coming, of course.

[ simulated persona = "O Sensei", node #82, max search depth 31%, neural variance 9.593 ]

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #105, max search depth 24%, neural variance 14.683 ]

[ simulated persona = "O Sensei", node #25, max search depth 46%, neural variance 25.203 ]

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #88, max search depth 34%, neural variance 26.415 ]

[WH [SWOOOOSH!]

[ simulated persona = "Trinity", node #87, max search depth 25%, neural variance 20.427 ]

Process exited unexpectedly.

[ simulated persona = "O Sensei", node #25, max search depth 32%, neural variance 7.152 ]

The experienced warrior draws his sword with ligthning speed and strikes down the enemy with one sudden and deadly strike.

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