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Replies:My daughter wrote the following parody of a famous Christmas
poem. Would you please help her finish it?
A Christmas Visit From The Looney Tunes
'Twas the night before Christmas when on Warner's lot,
Not a cartoon was stirring, not even a jot.
Sylvester and Tweety hung stockings with care,
With hopes that Santa Claus would soon be there.
Bugs Bunny was nestled all snug in his den,
Dreaming of carrots and of his Uncle Ben.
And Wile E. in his kerchief and Road Runner in his cap,
Chased each other quickly for yet another lap.
When out on the lawn Daffy caused such a clatter,
That everyone ran out to see what was the matter.
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I was searching the net seeking information for a paper I'm doing on Narcissistic Personality Disoder, and I came across your web page.
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Let's get it on!
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Die, jock, die!
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Hey...
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Hey...
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It's so white...
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So bright...
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Where are we?
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It's...it's...
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Could it be...?
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Hi, boys.
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Heaven!
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Let's get it on!
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Wait ....
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What?
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Uh oh.
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WHAT?
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Look up.
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Huh?
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Look UP. What do you see?
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"My daughter wrote the following parody of a famous Christmas poem..."
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You mean ... this isn't ...?
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You think ... this is ... ?
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Welcome to the Forum, boys. I hope you like answering questions!
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HELL!
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Chilling. I'm going to have to use this in my next submission to Analog.