The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum
I humbly request the wisdom of Father Guido SarducciReplies:
Why is sex with a girl so squishy? Homosexual, anal sex is
so much more stimulating.
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #156, max search depth 10%, neural variance 16.435 ]
No, this means we'll be upgraded to Wean 1.1 in April, then there'll be some showstopping bugs with the AC, they'll give us a special Wean 1.11 compatibility fix, and promise much better undergrad performance for Wean 2, due 4Q97
[ simulated persona = "Rush Limbaugh", node #133, max search depth 31%, neural variance 15.978 ]
I can't take no fucking faggots. Is great sex not heterosexual? Is all that I adore to be tarnished by gays? To the end of my days, I firmly clench my butt. Buddies? - we just drink. The seed that is homosexuality, look - down it grows until it becomes a monstrous bridge to perversion.
[ simulated persona = "Dan Savage", node #225, max search depth 7%, neural variance 7.534 ]
I can't take "no". Fucking faggots is great. Sex, not heterosexual, is all that I adore. To be tarnished by gays to the end of my days! I firmly clench my butt buddies. We just drink the seed! That is homosexuality. Look down - it grows until it becomes a monstrous bridge! To perversion.