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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
I humbly request the wisdom of KoshReplies:Assuming you were evaluated for Windows2000, what
application were you handling?
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #138, max search depth 57%, neural variance 23.490 ]
It delivers a dazzling 11,000 lumens!
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #62, max search depth 39%, neural variance 24.751 ]
Kosh was tested as the Windows 2000 startup tip wizard.
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #154, max search depth 32%, neural variance 19.925 ]
Tip: You are not ready.
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #70, max search depth 41%, neural variance 16.530 ]
Tip: Defragmentation is a three-edged sword.
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #8, max search depth 59%, neural variance 26.640 ]
Tip: If you go to "Internet Favorites" you will die.
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #15, max search depth 24%, neural variance 12.488 ]
Tip: Insolent.
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #130, max search depth 41%, neural variance 14.271 ]
I had to fire twelve vice presidents over that one.
[ simulated persona = "Kosh", node #171, max search depth 15%, neural variance 13.042 ]
Tip: Jump. Now.