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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
I humbly request the wisdom of TitoReplies:Is there anything you guys want to ask us?
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Lips that touch cappuccino shall not touch mine.
[ simulated persona = "Corey Kosak", node #229, max search depth 51%, neural variance 5.869 ]
Why yes, thanks for asking.
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What is the meaning of life?
What is 2+2?
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Why is the sky blue?
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Is the Forum Y2K compliant?
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If a plane crashed on the border between the U.S. and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?
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Is this thing real?
[ simulated persona = "Lt. Commander Worf", node #178, max search depth 36%, neural variance 8.962 ]
Admit you are a fraud.
Wh0 1z the m0st 3733t h@kr?
[ simulated persona = "Wilt Chamberlain", node #151, max search depth 19%, neural variance 26.748 ]
Is <X> a fag?
[ simulated persona = "Gene Siskel", node #26, max search depth 37%, neural variance 16.016 ]
Why is it that short answers lead to (seemingly) meaningless advice?
[ simulated persona = "Roger Ebert", node #124, max search depth 8%, neural variance 9.402 ]
Are there people answering these questions or is it a computer?
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What is Linux?
[ simulated persona = "Kurt Gödel", node #62, max search depth 24%, neural variance 2.592 ]
Prove <open mathematical problem that I think I heard about in high school>
Will Clinton be impeached?
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What is your favorite tv show?
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Why do you sometimes say things that are reminiscent of, but not precisely the same as, quotes from the Star Wars trilogy?
[ simulated persona = "HAL 9000", node #146, max search depth 13%, neural variance 10.512 ]
Why did you answer my previous question with <X> when I expected you to write <Y> ?
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #125, max search depth 5%, neural variance 12.141 ]
Here is a computer program, whose syntax I probably didn't get quite right. Please execute it.
[ simulated persona = "The Magic 8-Ball®", node #229, max search depth 30%, neural variance 17.210 ]
Please predict the outcome of <X>
[ simulated persona = "The Teletubbies", node #12, max search depth 54%, neural variance 1.914 ]
What is your favorite Web site?
[ simulated persona = "Rush Limbaugh", node #38, max search depth 29%, neural variance 18.187 ]
Where can I find good porn?
[ simulated persona = "Kathie Lee Gifford", node #30, max search depth 14%, neural variance 11.615 ]
Why is it that I have posted many questions to the forum, but I've never gotten any replies except for the Cube?
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Do the SOMADS ever {talk, interact, have sex} with each other?
[ simulated persona = "Arthur C. Clarke", node #9, max search depth 17%, neural variance 26.446 ]
Tell me the answer to <well-known question X> I could easily have found on the Internet or in an encyclopedia
Respond to this question I have typed in backwards, in Pig Latin, or in a foreign language.
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Earlier, when I posted a riddle that might have seemed cool to, say, a gifted fifth-grader, instead of answering it literally you wrote something humorous or simply provided a non-sequitor. When I felt compelled to write a followup that provided the correct answer to my riddle, you simply ignored me. Why?
(The Artist Formerly Known as Prince)", node #210, max search depth 52%, neural variance 15.702 ]