The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum

I humbly request the wisdom of Aristotle

Has God created man, or has man created God?

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This raid was an important first step toward returning the proud, majestic cow to its natural environs.

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Man created God to fill a gap in his psyche, but now mankind no longer needs God to fill this void. God is dead.

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God doesn't take the advice of syphillitic insane Germans who never got laid and were too cowardly to join the army.

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Women are a distraction. To dally with them would be to ignore my true life's work.

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"True life's work" has to be one of the more impressive euphemisms I've heard for "spanking the monkey."

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Don't spank the pretty monkey!

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Monkey! Monkey! MONKEY!

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I have no monkey, and I must throw feces.

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Writing another one of your essays on science fiction?

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Science fiction is a construct of the media elite to convince the gullible to agree happily to the destruction of their environment and economic power in return for nebulous, ill-defined "improvements" in their lifestyle sometime in the future.

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You have not yet tasted the full power of the genre.

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In this way, it is similar to religion. "There'll be pie in the sky when you die."

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Religion is the opiate of the masses.

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Pie. E.T. want pie.

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Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!

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You dumb fuck, opium is the opiate of the masses. Give me some.

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I would like some pie.

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Huh huh huh. You said "pie."

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Everyone wants pie. Well, that's fine, but don't go looking for the government to give it to you. You want some pie, you go out there and work for your damn pie, just like the rest of us God-fearing Americans.

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Yeah! Like a hair pie! HAIR PIE!

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If Zorak has pie, I want a bigger piece.

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I just got done explaning that God is dead. No pie for you.

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In the perfect society, the bakers will strike and deny you the pies of their labor until you acknowledge that they deserve to be fairly compensated for their heroism in productively creating pies.

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As I asked in my seminal work Atlas Cooked, "Who is Sara Lee?"