The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum



Question:

In my opinion, baseball has been ruined by the greedy
owners and the crybaby players. Football is being ruined by
the dancing in-you-face childish players and basketball is
nothing but a bunch of clowns in ugly clothing. With that
in mind, what will the great spectator sport of the 21st
century be?

Dick Martin

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