The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum
If "First Base" is kissing, and a "Home Run" is
intercourse, what are some other baseball terms as they
pertain to sexual interaction?
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CMU was a *hard* place. Human life was cheap. Respect for God and clean language was non-existant. Murder and death were the code of existence. Exceptionally foul language occurred nearly every three to four minutes.
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Squeeze play: "accidentally" tripping and falling against a chick and copping a feel.
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Sacrifice fly: Messing up with a girl on a double date to make your buddy look cool and thus increase his chances of advancing a base.
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Pop fly: Premature ejaculation.
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Foul ball: You attempt to penetrate, but 'miss.'
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Awwww, every man pitches a no-hitter sometime in his life.
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Base on balls: Sympathy fuck.
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Assist: When your famous/rich/popular buddy lets you peek in his black book.
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Seventh inning stretch: Taking a pee break during a long night of sex.
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Double play: A threesome.
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Keep your eye on the ball: voyeurism.
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Picked off: She finds your porn collection, and leaves.
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Conference at the pitching mound: asking your buddies for sex advice.
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Pinch hitter: When you let your identical twin take your date for the night so you can have the Brad Pitt movie and a tub of ice cream all to yourself.
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Stolen base: The phenomenon where you can advance to the next "base" as long as you don't actually talk about it or acknowledge it in any way.
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Knuckleball: Fisting. Yeah, baby!!!
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Spitball: You just ran out of astro-glide.
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Line drive: When you walk up to a woman you've never seen before and say "OK, let's go home to my place and go to bed." You may score, you may be caught out, but it's always dramatic.
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Rookie: Well....um, I'm sure you understand that one. I know I do.
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Free agent: You're still dating her, but you're hitting on all her friends.
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Restricted free agent: She gets to tell you which friends you can hit on.
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Signalling: See "Cyrano de Bergerac"
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Switch-hitter: I don't really need to go into detail on this one, do I?
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Ground rule double: You both agree to give up and declare yourselves done instead of continuing until you pass out.
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Farm system: When you're keeping an eye on her younger sisters, just in case.