## The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |

Question:

I humbly request the wisdom ofReplies:Dr. Andrej BauerIf Cookie Monster were to expand upon his fundamental

axiom of C=Cookie, would it be possible to reconstruct

the Matrix around this new philosophy? I would imagine

that it would be very efficient in handling the

replies, since they're cookie-based. It may also be

easy to extend this to pie.

It would certainly be more interesting than this Objectivist

nonsense.

[ simulated persona = "Cookie Monster", node #172, max search depth 21%, neural variance 24.568 ]

Cookie explain with Cookie's favorite song.

[ simulated persona = "Cookie Monster", node #109, max search depth 57%, neural variance 2.873 ]

OK. Here me go.

[ simulated persona = "Cookie Monster", node #206, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.513 ]

Ahem.

[ simulated persona = "Cookie Monster", node #60, max search depth 49%, neural variance 24.018 ]

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #216, max search depth 12%, neural variance 4.898 ]

SILENCE.

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #95, max search depth 58%, neural variance 6.097 ]

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #255, max search depth 61%, neural variance 29.094 ]

Hmmm. I do find your little song fairly catchy, however.

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #54, max search depth 30%, neural variance 7.125 ]

Perhaps it can be fixed to more accurately reflect Objectivist philosophy.

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #56, max search depth 54%, neural variance 16.352 ]

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #42, max search depth 25%, neural variance 24.055 ]

A is for A,

That's good enough for me

A is for A,

That's good enough for me...

Come on, you bastards, sing along or I'll pull the plug on the lot of you!

[ simulated persona = "Alan Greenspan", node #101, max search depth 52%, neural variance 9.376 ]

Oh, A is for A,

[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #79, max search depth 57%, neural variance 1.677 ]

That's good enough for me!

[ simulated persona = "Aristotle", node #53, max search depth 45%, neural variance 24.438 ]

A A A A A A starts with A.

A A A A A A starts with A!

[ simulated persona = "Cookie Monster", node #105, max search depth 24%, neural variance 14.683 ]

[ simulated persona = "Alan Greenspan", node #25, max search depth 46%, neural variance 25.203 ]

[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #88, max search depth 34%, neural variance 26.415 ]

[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #87, max search depth 25%, neural variance 20.427 ]

Good God that was arousing.

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