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The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum |
I humbly request the wisdom of Charles DarwinReplies:I like ta move it move it. I like ta movie move it. I like ta move
it move it. You like ta.....move it?
[ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #172, max search depth 21%, neural variance 24.568 ]
On this insanely unimportant and minor point you're wrong and I'm not.
Do the Humpty Hump! Do the Humpty Hump!
[ simulated persona = "Eric Cartman", node #206, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.513 ]
Tha roof! Tha roof! Tha roof is on fire!
We don't need to water let the motherfucka burn!
Burn, motherfucka, burn!
[ simulated persona = "Bob Dole", node #60, max search depth 49%, neural variance 24.018 ]
I like big butts and I cannot lie!
You other brothers can't deny!
That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
[ simulated persona = "Mohandas K. Gandhi", node #216, max search depth 12%, neural variance 4.898 ]
HYPOCRISY
IS THE GREATEST LUXURY
Raise the double standard!
I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"
[ simulated persona = "Agent Smith", node #255, max search depth 61%, neural variance 29.094 ]
I'll serve your ass like john MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to you Mom's I came to drop bombs.
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms
and just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
anyone stepping to me you'll get burned.
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
so if you come to battle bring a shotgun.
But if you do you're a fool, cause i duel to the death.
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I got's the skills, come get's your fill
Cause when I shoot, i shoot to Kill
[ simulated persona = "G. W. F. Hegel", node #54, max search depth 30%, neural variance 7.125 ]
I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing
I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling
Your body's on time and your mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
We was in the back of the joint cooling out
And I saw this girl
Asked her if she like it like that
Nod her head yes, therefore I didn't stress
Let my beat keep knocking cause we rock it like that
[ simulated persona = "Gwyneth Paltrow", node #42, max search depth 25%, neural variance 24.055 ]
See physically you not ready
Lyrically you not ready
Mentally maybe
Who talks tough, time to get the baby
No threats or small bets on my bond we can get it on
From dusk 'til dawn from night 'til mourn
[ simulated persona = "Faisal", node #101, max search depth 52%, neural variance 9.376 ]
Have you noticed that hip-hop is getting increasingly incoherent?
[ simulated persona = "Sai-Baba", node #79, max search depth 57%, neural variance 1.677 ]
WAAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #53, max search depth 45%, neural variance 24.438 ]
What'choo pullin' me over for, Mister Offi-suh?
[ simulated persona = "Tito", node #82, max search depth 31%, neural variance 9.593 ]
I'm asking the questions, Leroy
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #105, max search depth 24%, neural variance 14.683 ]
Hey, my name ain't Leroy.
[ simulated persona = "Tito", node #25, max search depth 46%, neural variance 25.203 ]
Whatever, Jerome.
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #88, max search depth 34%, neural variance 26.415 ]
Hey man, why I gotta be Jerome? Why can't I be Tommy or Filbert or something?
[ simulated persona = "Tito", node #87, max search depth 25%, neural variance 20.427 ]
Just put your hands on the hood, Mohammed!
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #25, max search depth 32%, neural variance 7.152 ]
Its the man that you love to hate!
Coming out of Washington State!
[ simulated persona = "Bill Gates", node #95, max search depth 38%, neural variance 6.689 ]
Cops don't like my profile!
'Cause Makes-a-lot packs much style!
[ simulated persona = "Faisal", node #115, max search depth 5%, neural variance 8.835 ]
I mean, it used to all be about fuckin' bitches wit some objects or other, but now it's more like "wit wit wa wa ya yo yo".
[ simulated persona = "Faisal", node #98, max search depth 60%, neural variance 24.076 ]
What's the sense of that?
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #161, max search depth 44%, neural variance 22.864 ]
Perhaps you just feel excluded from the rhetoric of the underclass.
[ simulated persona = "Faisal", node #198, max search depth 54%, neural variance 10.624 ]
Peter?
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #62, max search depth 53%, neural variance 11.009 ]
Yo.
[ simulated persona = "Faisal", node #38, max search depth 21%, neural variance 21.856 ]
WHHHAAAASSSSSSAAAAAAPPPP!
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #93, max search depth 20%, neural variance 22.154 ]
Wuzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
[ simulated persona = "The Gube", node #252, max search depth 51%, neural variance 17.072 ]
Whazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaapppp!
[ simulated persona = "The Anti-Xalton", node #165, max search depth 37%, neural variance 2.215 ]
Hey, yo, pick up the phone!
[ simulated persona = "Ayn Rand", node #154, max search depth 14%, neural variance 4.155 ]
Whassssssaaaaaap!
(The Artist Formerly Known as Prince)", node #109, max search depth 57%, neural variance 2.873 ]
